As the green flame continued to burn along the ground, a voice boomed across the field. "Show yourself. Such an interesting specimen you are, able to still think, rationalize, even drive a small, if pathetic, force against me despite being a supposed mindless drone. Give yourself to me, and oh the discoveries I shall make as I pick apart that corpse of yours," he said with a smugness. I lay motionless in the dirt, watching him high above scanning the field looking for me. I just needed one moment, one moment of weakness and I could take everything of his.
Tasha provided it for me, firing her shotgun pointlessly at the figure almost thirty feet above her head, shouting like a lunatic. "Go fuck yourself you birthday party reject!"
His voice still boomed across the field as he laughed. A green hand the size of a small car appeared in the air. The wizard's undead stood motionless as he focused on his conjured hand, guiding it toward the ranting zombie.
My turn, I thought as the CRACK! of a .308 Winchester cartridge silenced his laughter. Or that could've been the bullet putting a hole in the wizard's chest. A very large hole, I thought, tilting my head curiously, looking at a hole I might've been able to throw a football through. More curious was the wizard did everything besides what I expected - which was to die. No blood sprayed from the wound, so screams of agony or rage filled the air. Continuing to radiate his green magical energy thirty feet in the air, he let out a groan and simply said, "Do you understand how hard this will be to patch with living flesh so hard to come by?"
Green lines wove themselves into the hole punched with my bullet, crisscrossing like a spider's web. Tasha's screams brought me back from watching the wizard magically patch himself, the mage hand now closing on her, fingers tightening. I emptied the rest of the magazine, each bullet punching a hole in the wizard's body like a sledgehammer in drywall. The wizard was right, Breather's were getting scarce and it would be too hard to create another Pale Mind, especially one as smart and, more importantly, loyal, as Tasha. Those holes though were a lot bigger than they should be, I thought. The wizard put more of his focus on patching his crumbling body, his green glow dimming slightly as he lowered himself back onto the balcony.
That's when the clues fell into place, just as a group of strong, green hands grabbed onto me, much stronger than a set of bones should be without muscle or tendons. They grabbed and pulled, spreading my arms wide and my face flopped hard into the dirt. Barren fields that should instead be used as farmland, no living game animals in the woods to hunt, a body held together through magic - it wasn't just a wizard, he was a lich, the soul of a wizard possessing his own corpse!
From the mouth of the skeleton keeping me pinned to the ground came the words, "Found you at last, Thinking One. A curious specimen indeed. But I'll discover how you work soon enough." Bare hands tore into my body and though I couldn't feel pain, I felt a twinge of fear beginning to grow inside me. How much were they going to rip out of me to find what even I didn't understand? Could I recover from all of this, or should I be as worried as the lich was about the lack or even possible extinction of the Breathers?
I reached out to the horde, drawing them back to me to help wrench the wizard's enhanced undead off of me. I reached out to Tasha, letting her know everything I found out in case the lich captured me. I spread my consciousness as thin as I could, reaching into as many virus-infected zombies as I could find to turn them on the lich's undead. I knew I was still pinned to the ground, but I was also everywhere across the field - struggling against skeleton hands, smashing through ranks with a Hunter's strength, crawling with a half-burnt body to rescue myself.
And I was also inside the mansion. I stood, statue-still with weapons in hand as if simply awaiting orders. I was lying upon a table, limbs missing or swapped with another's. I was seventeen different bodies and more surrounded by almost twice that number of undead I couldn't "reach." That fool, I thought, attempting to reach as many virus-infected as I could, he really didn't understand what the Horde truly was - the virus made us all one. I awoke twenty-three, bringing them into my Horde, and marched them through the manor, searching for a staircase to the second floor where the lich still watched my body being torn apart section by section.
My body! I released my hold on a few of my new Shamblers to find that the lich's enhanced ones had nearly ripped me to pieces, currently my head just barely attached to my neck. I wouldn't be able to reach the lich before they fully broke me apart. The horde is one, and I am the horde. I searched the mansion again, a gambit I wasn't sure would work, and that's when I found her, the perfect one.
I felt my head severed from my body and raised in the air for the lich to see. Then I was lying upon a four poster bed, arms crossed over my chest. Though definitely magically-preserved, I could still feel the virus in the body, dormant until I reached it and brought it back into the horde. Unsure of my location, I focused drawing the rest of the horde to me.
"Very good!" boomed a voice not twenty feet from me, "Bring me all of the Thinking zombie. Every little scrap could hold a clue." Then came the sound of footsteps nearing the bed. "My love, this one may finally bring us the information we seek to cure you," the lich said, cold fingers stroked my clammy face. His finger paused. "Though perhaps there's another out there still. I can feel it pushing my cretins, moving them against me." He chuckled, removing his hand from my face.
I felt vibrations in the air as the lich's hands waved about, his voice muttering a language that grated on my ears. The first of my new horde stumbled into the room, mouths agape and arms flailing. Then the connection again just disappeared, the stench of burning meat filled my nose. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, that foolish child. My minions will search for the other, bring it back as a spare," he said. I felt his breath on my neck, then his lips pecked my cheek.
Instantly, I was upon him. Reaching out as fast as I could, grabbing with my basic zombie strength. My mouth opened and I pulled him close as hard as I could. I felt a jolt of shock in his neck, then resistance as he realized what was happening. It was too late though as I struggled forward, lifting my head off the pillow. Teeth closed around chalky flesh and ripped it away. Rather than chew, I spit the flesh away before going in for another bite. It took all my strength but we couldn't waste time satisfying the zombie's naturally bottomless hunger. By then, the lich's shock passed and he shoved me back while stumbling to the balcony, his hand pressed to his cheek.
"How?" he sputtered, eyes wide and hand pressed to his rended flesh, a natural Breather reaction though futile as the lich's body had no blood to bleed.
I fell back to the pillow, smiling as I imprinted the look of fear filling the lich's face into my mind, though I'm sure if he looked closely he would've seen the same fear reflected back to him. Could the virus spread through a body without blood to carry it? "We are the Horde. The virus makes us one, and you brought us here into your home. Right here, into the place you thought safe," I taunted, laughing, hoping to buy time to formulate a back-up plan while knowing that there wasn't one. I'd jumped into the only viable body that could support a consciousness, any other nearby would just make me slightly smarter than the average Shambler. "As for this body," I said, finally pushing past the stiffness and getting the body upright, "I first want to say that I didn't pick it because I knew it special to you. That's a cruelty I've left behind in my death. Nor did I choose it simply because you've kept it so well preserved, though that is part of it. No, I took it as it was the only virus-infected that you hadn't wrapped your magic around, and judging by the smell of burnt flesh I'd say I chose wisely." Almost losing my balance, I lifted my new corpse from the bed and onto unsteady feet. I then made my way to the lich, a wide grin spread on my face.
The lich raised his hands and I felt a charge in the air. "You foolish, foolish child," he sputtered with fury in his eyes, "If what you're telling me is true - that my beloved Isabel is gone- then what would be the point of keeping you alive? Getting her back was the only hope I had, and the only hope you had of leaving this room intact. I guess neither of us will be getting what we want."
He began to chant, a couple words that felt like a cheese grater on my ears. Then, he just stopped, puzzlement spreading on his face. In response, I laughed. Finally, his hands dropped while bewilderment gave way to a simple dullness. "Well, that's an interesting development," I said closing the distance between us. "I wasn't sure if the virus could spread inside a corpse with no moving blood." I walked a circle around the lich, looking over him from top to bottom. I stopped in front of his glazed face, a finger caressing his cheek. "But I guess nature finds a way, or something like that. The magic. The very thing you've used to keep this preserved corpse on its feet is what spread the virus. It really is ... well, magical."
Out side, the sounds of fighting died away and several minutes later I felt Tasha enter the room. "Franks, are you in here - shit!" she said, raising her shotgun on the motionless lich.
"Stop," I said sitting up on the bed in my new host. Tasha pointed the gun at me before switching it back onto the statue-still lich standing in the corner of the room. Motioning for Tasha to lower the gun, I said, "I'd rather you not break our new prize before we've had the chance to really play with it."
"Franks," she said with the gun again trained on me. "New body?"
I shrugged. "Obviously, Managed to find a suitable replacement cared for by our new magician," I said gesturing to the lich who slowly turned to the left, raised his arms at the elbows, spread his fingers, and then lifted itself onto its toes while bending at the knees. Then he turned right and repeated the dance.
Tasha's shoulders sagged, relaxed as she let out a breath of relief. "Fucking Thriller. Really Franks, you are so lame." She leaned the gun against the wall and lay down next to me. "We lost a lot but at least I'm going to sleep in an actual bed tonight."
"Don't get too comfortable yet. We'll still need to search the grounds for this thing's soul container or else it could manifest a new body once this one dies. And he's not going to be very happy with us when that happens." I started to get up and then paused. "But you're right. Perhaps better to enjoy our victory now, leave the work for later."
Based
on a Reddit Writing Prompt about the Undead taking over the world, I
decided to write a story blending two of my previous zombie stories: One
involving Thinking Zombies and the other a post-apocalypse zombie
virus. Don't want to read my old work? Don't worry, neither do I. The
short version of both are 1) If a zombie eats enough brains it becomes
smart, and 2) A post-apocalypse involving multiple zombie outbreaks. I'd
been planning to extend my "Land of the Undead" story into another
serial for this blog but (if you know my relationship with research)
that hasn't quite worked out as planned. So, when I saw this prompt
(months ago) I decided to write a short thing set in that world, you know,
to hone in on more of what I had planned. If you're
reading this (as I always say, "Why waste your time?") and it felt long,
my bad. Originally I'd planned for the final boss to be a wizard and
that Franks would make some comment about tools before shooting the
wizard in the head, the end. Then I thought about it more, never a good idea as
my thoughts once again got out of hand and decided to make the wizard
actually a lich and then Franks needed a way to infect him (because I
couldn't think of anything else). I know, what the fuck.